Alternative medicine.

I go to this alternative medication chappie, he's a Tai Chi master and he works in St Thomas's in the lab with all the bloods and viruses and he's written papers on viruses, very clever man he is and he also, in his clinic, he treats people the eastern and the western ways and it's unbelievable, unbelievable that there's knowledge. Every time I go down there for treatment I'm astounded. He's 80 years old, it was his birthday last week and if you looked at him new things when he's 60 because he's fit. And he gets NHS staff, consultants, nurses, sisters, matrons go down there to be treated by him. He treats anything. He can help MS sufferers. My knees, when he heard about it, he said, Rob, I can't do this but I can ease it for you. So when I go down there every month, he does treatment, same with the lymphoma as well, he does that. But my hernia, right? Now you've heard about psychics that do operations on the stage and you see the blood and all that. that. You've read about it, haven't you? Well, I went down, I go down to him and the first time what he did was he did me an operation. Stomach operation. Psychic operation. But he said to me, shut your eyes. I was lying on the table. Shut your eyes and just think of something, I'm going to do something' and no word of a lie there, I could feel things happening in my body and I thought what's happening? Anyway, he said, how are you now? I said, yeah, yeah, not bad. All right, I'll look. right, shut your eyes again and he did it. Open your eyes, how are you feeling? I said yeah all right, I said why? He said well I'm operating on you, I'm pulling the skin together and stitching it and I'm lying there and I'm thinking I can feel, I felt my stomach and the sides being pulled together and I felt like that, you know, when they tie the stitch up and it was all coming into place. And I said, were you stitching me, Tony? He said, yes, well that's what normally happens in operations, Robert. He's a funny old man. I thought, oh. He said, that'll do you for about three months but then with your skin it'll just split again so we'll have to redo it again. He said, but I can only do that for a period of time and then it just won't hold. Touch wood, it's held. He did that over four years ago. He can do bone setting as well. With my spine, with my discs, right, it keeps on popping out and when I go down to him, No wonder they lie. I just lie on my stomach and he touches my back and I go, oh I'm telling that hurts. He said, I'm only touching it Robert. I said, yeah I know but it's painful, that's what I've told you. And he'll just push it slightly in four places because I've got four discs that's fused together by themselves and he'll just press it. He's going to sit up on the edge of the bed, move about stand up, touch your toes, how's that?" I said, yeah lovely and that's what he does.